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OK, my wife is 25 and hot and I am 31. I found out she is emailing this AA loser that is sober now. She has been confiding in him and she thinks he is hot. This is the email I just read from her facebook – she doesn’t know I found this.

-Her-
Hey, so is it weird us talking together? I hope it doesn’t weird you out that I’m married and all? You seem like a really cool guy. I just hate that I’m so damned attracted to you. It even makes me shy to talk to you. Except on here ;). Well hope we can hang someday! Maybe Wed night. You probably already have got lots of plans though. Have a great day, hottie!!!
-Him-
No, it’s not weird at all. Don’t ever be shy talking to me!!! For sure we can hang soon 😉 If it helps your shyness feeling at all, I’m very attracted to you too. 😛 Call me Wednesday
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This is me
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j174/handpieceusa/MVC-906F.jpg
Him
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j174/handpieceusa/s88400836_1369.jpg

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