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I’m traveling to the dominican republic and I need help with a bunch of things

1. what is the BEST spanish english dictionary available? I speak spanish sort of but my family knows nothing beyond hola and adios, and we’re all going to need help, specifically with vocab. the grammar is pretty straightforward so I don’t need that much detail on it. maybe there is one more geared towards Dominican slang and terms

2. I need fun shit to do. obviously I’ll be sailing, surfing, and the like, but is there any stuff to do that I wouldn’t know about?

3. What are the best restaurants, clubs, and bars? Both my sister and I are of drinking age in the Dominican so good bars are important.

4. Any information about Dominican women? I know how to pick up women, but any helpful tips about what to look out for or random facts about them would be nice to know.

5. How do I get drugs there? I’ll pretty much only be looking for weed, but I need to know the right way to ask/ not get caught. also, how much does it cost, I’ve heard it cheap.

6. How safe is it? I’m sure we won’t want to stick together as a family the entire time, and any tips about keeping stuff safe/ what not to do would be greatly welcomed.

7. any random customs? I read somewhere that you aren’t supposed to shower after you eat or open the fridge when you’re sweating. I feel like that’s not true, but any light shed on that subject would probably help a lot

ANY HELP IS GREATLY APPRECIATED.. SERIOUSLY ANYTHING YOU KNOW
much love