Get Laid Tips

HI, my name is Jason Miliband, and these tips will guarantee success with hot girls. As anyone will tell you, women are all over me like elbow-skin round a bollock. But you can pick up women too, as easy as picking up potatoes in the supermarket, all you’ve got do to do if follow my compensational guide. 1. Women like compliments, so tell they are well fit and you’d love to bang them. 2. Buy them shit, women don’t have money do they because they’ve got to stay in the house looking after babies, so if you see a woman, buy her a pasty. 3. Play hard-to-get. Seriously, when you’re down the pub and some hot honey is looking at you, go up to her and vomit all over her hair. 4. Flash the cash. Women only like men for their money, it’s a fact of life – get used it. 5. Talk about the Subaru. Although women don’t know what cars are, they are still really interested in dump-valves, handbrake turns and burn-outs on the council estates, so as long as you’ve a big exhaust and some thumping tunes, they’ll be playing with your pipe before their curfew is up. 6. Punch someone. Women pretend they don’t like violence, but they also talk a load of bollocks, so if you want if you want to somewhere to park the porker, just punch someone. 7. Go on the Jeremy Kyle show, that’s where the proper people go, once you’ve been seen on TV talking shouting your mouth off about the police, or your dug habits women will be all over you like …and you’ll then be all over them like an expoding pot of …