Captain Speakeasy’s guide to picking up loose women

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Captain Speakeasy is going on record once again to tell you how to pick up loose women. In today’s episode you’ll learn how to pick up women at the docks with nothing more than 7 quarts of gin (Individually wrapped and chilled of course), 6 inches of parachute cord and a sling shot.