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who is an obvious non-christain.
Appearantly I word got around about this and ppl saying I have “balls” to do that, basically hit legendary status around here, in a good way. But the funny thing is that it never even happened, I don’t even know where it came from. should I keep explaining it never happened or just go along own up to it. since it’s ment in a good way?
btw, how funny is that?
oh, yeah, I don’t even go to church