The Friend Zone

Stop Being The Nice Guy And Start Getting Some!

You have been officially thrown into the FRIEND ZONE – and you want out! You know what the friend zone is right? I will tell you in case you’re in this zone and don’t even know it. I will feel bad for you for about oh…. I am over it already. Because I will tell you how you can make that transition to the SEX ZONE and possibly keep your friend if you don’t. I said possibly…

What The Friend Zone Is

The way you know you are in the friend zone is simple. You are a guy and she is a girl and you have feelings for her that are sexual at times (a lot) and you two have never talked about a relationship but she talks to you like one of her girlfriends.

Yeah, that’s right, you know what I am talking about – you two are watching a movie or something and she tells you stories of the guys (losers) she is dating and never really asks your opinion, she just constantly vents to you. Also, because of your little “crush” you probably make a larger effort than she does and you are probably paying more money for these trysts than she. If any of this sounds familiar it is because she grabbed you with her manicured mitts and heaved your ass deep into the friend zone. She probably did it during a hug or something.

Become An Assassin – Go Behind Enemy Lines

You have been thrown into SAFE territory and you want to get up to the front line and be one of the soldiers she is talking about. You think because you know her so well that you have a field strategy like no other guy. Well, even though you are safe in the no-fly zone right now, don’t think she has not seen an attack like yours coming before.

Girls that are “friends first” do so because they trust us and that trust is your final border crossing into the sex zone. You will have to become an assassin – you will have to become the antithesis of what you were before as her “friend”. So the big question solider is this: “Do you want to date her and keep her or do you just want to take her to bed and nail it?”

Once you attempt to cross over to the SEX ZONE there might not be an opportunity to return. You see if she does not share your romantic or sexual notions then she may not feel comfortable with you in the same settings as before because she will always wonder if you have an ulterior motive. How can she relax in the movie theater now after you told her you want to pin her down like an underage Cambodian hooker, it won’t be the same I assure you. When you tell her or show her that you want to leave the safe zone for the comfort of the fuzzy triangle then that “trust” mentioned earlier will come into play.

One Night Stand Or Love Everlasting?

If you just want to take her to bed for a bombastic round of Romper Room then I say, go collegiate. Meaning get her drunk at a bar or party and see what happens. Though you can not count on it, sometimes your female friend has feelings for you too and is just waiting for the floodgates to open to let you know – sometimes those floodgates are controlled by alcohol. Personally I like tequila with a beer back.

Take advantage of the booze induced moments to make a move on her. When the alcohol is involved and you make some stupid move to kiss her when she does not want you too all you have to do is say, “I was drunk, sorry” or “Mi el boracho, lo siento”. What ever language you say it in, drunk is the universal language for spontaneous perversion.

So you don’t want to just take her to bed but you actually like her and want to turn the friendship into a relationship right away and that means some ass action. If the above does not apply in that you don’t just want to “hit and quit it” some of the same rules will apply and you will have to loosen her up to get her to give it up. Unless she has been burning and yearning for your lips and your pole then she will be a nervous (but flattered) wreck around you.

Take this seriously – she will see that and know that you are not joking and want to tell her something. When you tell her that you want more out of this relationship do it somewhere where you both will not get interrupted by people or telephones.

Preferably you should take her somewhere private enough that if it goes well you can both actually kiss right then and there. Remember she sees you as one of her friends possibly like one of her girlfriends so be as masculine in your dress and posture with her. She has to see you as a possible romantic partner, so when you confess, dress to impress.

If you are looking good and feeling good and the mood and the place is right – then just tell her. Literally, look at her and say, “I love being your friend – but I want more with you and I don’t think I can settle for less”. If she needs time to think about it, tell her that it is fine to think about it because you will wait for the one answer you expect. As stated earlier this could be a make or break situation for the friendship but if this is what you really want then it will be worth risking it all for.

Be a man and step up and take what you really want; everything else in life will be the same way.


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