How to get laid like a rockstar!

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How to Get Laid Like a Rock Star

  • Don’t be sexually judgemental in any way. A woman’s worst fear is to be perceived as a slut. She will suck your toes and take it in the ass if she thinks you don’t view her poorly for it (and she knows her friends won’t find out.)
  • Don’t get angry at her. Women know they have emotional outbursts and they need to trust that you can handle that. It’s ok (and necessary) to occasionally put your foot down…just make sure she knows you are fully in control of yourself.
  • Don’t let her manipulate you or control you in any way. She will immediately lose all respect for you. Always be leading. It’s just like dancing – women hate a man who can’t lead.
  • When first approaching a woman or a group, they tend to get a feeling like this is just your little scheme to get close to them, when you really just want something from them – like sex. (And they’re right.) It’s important to structure your body language and conversation so that they honestly don’t believe you want something from them. They should feel like you are about to leave at any second.
  • DON’T TRY TO IMPRESS HER IN ANY WAY. Don’t show off. Don’t talk about accomplishments or possessions. As soon as she perceives that you are trying to prove yourself to her, she loses all interest.
  • Don’t ignore her friends. A woman values her friend’s opinions more than just about anything else in the world. Nothing matters to her more than what other women are thinking. Give her friends lots of attention and get everyone laughing. If one woman is feeling different than the others, she will drag them away. They will follow like a flock of pigeons. Society is the book of women. (Notice that men do NOT behave this way! Women are very different!)
  • To get a woman attracted / emotionally vulnerable, give her lots of emotions and feelings. Don’t just make her feel good. Make her feel good, and angry, and sad, and connected, and astonished, and intrigued, etc. Make her laugh. Tease her. Tell stories about your sick puppy. Tell her why things would never work out between the two of you. Call her a dork. If she gets heated up, she will start touching you…playfully push her away. If she calls you a jerk and punches your arm, you are doing it right. If she gives you that “I can’t believe you just said that” look, do NOT back down, do not say “Oh I’m just kidding” or anything like that.
  • As she gets more emotional, she will try to ruin things by throwing in logic. She will ask you if you are a player, or if you say this to all the girls, or whatever. The trick is this: Don’t take it seriously by giving it some logical answer! That’s right…women lose interest if you take them seriously!!! It’s crazy but that’s how they behave. Just blow it off or misinterpret what she’s saying as though she is coming on to you. If you fail these tests, she will be gone so fast your head will spin.
  • She will start asking you lots of questions. This is what chicks do when they suddenly find themselves attracted to a man they know nothing about. This is your chance to open up a little and also find out more about her and build a deeper connection. You have to do this, or she will flake later (even if you’ve kissed her!) Women are the worst flakes in the world! Don’t make it too easy for her, make her work for it a bit. Then talk about connections and childhood memories and things you have in common, etc. She needs to feel that this is genuine. This is usually the time when I throw in a few fake vulnerabilities, like pretending I’m shy or insecure about something. I know it’s fucked up but women need to see that there are at least a few small holes where they can sink their hooks in you. They get uneasy if you are too perfect.
  • Make sure she gets the feeling that you have standards and that you are judging her based on them. Ask her questions that show her you are checking her out to see if she is up to snuff. Women don’t like to feel like you are with them only because you can’t do any better. They prefer to feel like you have high standards; you can get any chick you want, but you chose HER because she is SOOOO special and SOOOO different from all the others. Yeah, I know.
  • Move her to different locations. Take her next door for a drink. Take her across the street to check out some art. The more locations the better.
  • Take responsibility for every escalation. A woman will do just about anything as long as she doesn’t have to feel like it was “her fault.” Make it YOUR fault. Make it “just happen.” She will rationalize it to herself later using the same bullshit generator that women use to flake out on dates at the last minute. Don’t get her horny until you get her isolated. Believe me, emotional is better than horny.
  • Keep the woman always swinging somewhere between validation and rejection. If she feels rejected, she drops out or gets REALLY MAD. And if she feels too validated, she will ditch you in a heartbeat. So push her away (emotionally) and then pull her back in.
  • BELIEVE YOUR OWN BULLSHIT. Chicks do not look at your excuses and try to see if they are bullshit or not… because that is the logical thing to do, and chicks are not logical. Rather, what they do is see if YOU seem to believe your own bullshit when you say it. If you look like you do, then chances are, they will believe it too. So the key is to believe your own bullshit, and other aspects about yourself that you want the chick to believe about you too (alpha male..whatever)… because your own self beliefs for some reason will automatically ‘impart’ to the chick!
  • One more thing…many guys make the mistake of listening to female romantic advice. Don’t listen to them, THEY DON’T KNOW WTF THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT, and they WILL steer you wrong. They will tell you what they THINK they want, instead of what they actually RESPOND to. And furthermore, a large part of the female sexual experience IS the inability to admit these things BECAUSE they derive sexual pleasure from putting up resistance and being overwhelmed.
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