Can Fat Guys Get Laid?

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Author: Elvis Preston King

Gentlemen,

I sure as hell would rather be fat than ugly. If you really
wanted to you could take the weight off if you felt you had too.

Remember Elvis Presley. He got laid when he could get it up! I
am sure you have heard of Elvis Preston King…The man gets laid
by more hot babes than any man on the planet!!! Kick this
around, the new king is carrying about 30 to 40 pounds extra,
but the girls love the man!

Why? The man was born with natural attraction. He has never
studied any of today’s pick up artist’s courses! Nor does he
need to. His success with women comes from natural born talent.

He does have his own secret locations and great countries he
travels to meet the hottest and most exotic and friendly women.

Bars and clubs are for YOUNG men that don’t know any better. He
does not cherish late hours or alcohol. He eats power foods,
exercises, drinks plenty of water and spends hours in the sack
with mega babes trying unsuccessfully to drop his Elvis P fat
belly!

Hey FAT GUYS don’t fret Elvis offers his services for fat guys
too. Elvis’s job is picking up girls for guys who want to have
hot mega babes without working for them. Elvis does it all for
you. All you have to do is show up. No more rejection, fear of
women or the agony of defeat with women!

Fat guys kick ass and when fat guys hang out with Elvis Preston
king they GET LAID!

Long live Elvis Preston King and YOU my little fat buddy! Thank
God there are so many women, too bad there are only 24 hours in
the day to make mad passionate love to them…Join me FATS!….
Elvis Preston King

Call Elvis Preston King at 809-581-8648 or email him at
loverboybachelor@yahoo.com

About the Author:
Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected
playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women
globally for the gentleman connoisseur who realizes that there
is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old
same old boring wife. You can email him at
loverboybachelor@yahoo.com or visit
http://bachelortours.blogspot.com and
http:www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours

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